Here is a resting place for my tabletop roleplaying game characters — some living, some dead, all dreaming as they are dreams. At some point I plan to convert at least some of these into nice little formatted doohickeys. Less likely but still possible is commentary on each of them. While I will only update characters I am currently playing occasionally, I will be scouring my records for any characters I've played, going back as far as I can, so watch this space for some real deep cuts!
Most of the games I play these days are via Discord, and the rules I typically use are simple enough that a character can be adequately represented in a text document. I find the fact that both my characters and my website are created in Notepad to be very appropriate.
To everyone who helped make these characters possible, thank you.
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DAISY LILYPERCH ====================== STR 11 DEX 6 WIL 4 HP 2 P$ 192 BAR TAB 10 XP 120 BACKGROUND --------------------- Fishermouse Sign of the Moon (Wise/Mysterious) Flecked White Frizzy Fur ITEMS --------------------- MAIN PAW: Spear OFF PAW: (2h) BODY 1: Crowbar BODY 2: Net 1: Torches X 2: Rations 3: 4: Thread 5: Keurig Pod 6: Keurig Pod DRAMATIS PERSONAE --------------------- Chomby the Street Tough Willow the Worm Wrangler Ambrose the Sparrow Rider MHyacinth the Pauper Noblemouse Lily Pip the Beetle Herder Eight Corn the Merchant No-Nut, Eight Corn's faithful manservant Juniper, Lily's Beetle of Burden Round the Beetle of Burden Warren the Rabbit Teamster Stilton Blackpond, the last heir of House Blackpond Scullery, a three-armed Rat Hawk, a friendly Sparrow The Red Ant Queen Queen Belladonna IV of the Glass Castle Helianthus the Magnificent, Court Wizard of the Glass Castle Laurel, a wandering merchant hex 19 dump
NORMAN "NORMIE" ATOMIC =========================== FIGHTER 1 - 1/8 HP - d8 damage, 3x actions per combat round - 1 armorless block/combat BOON: Cowboy-Acting Domestic Helper MUTATION: Baseline Human BACKGROUND: Techno-Chosen Outcast VICE: Gluttony BAGGAGE: 9,900 cc in debt 3 SKILL POINT 100 EXPERIENCE GEAR =========================== 134 CC @ PERSON 01. 1xGLOCK 02. 1x BONKING STICK 03. 1x NET MADE OF CAT 6.66e 04. 1x HOLY SYMBOL 05. 1x CAGE - 1x CLARENCE (CHICKEN) 06. 3x HOLY MTN DEW 07. 1x PC CASE CUIRASS 08. 1x LAPTOP GROIN FLAP 09. 10. 11. 12. RELATIONSHIPS =========================== RETAINER -- GEL (with a hard G)
HELLA CEDREZ de SAN PALO FERRO S 15 + to hit, dmg I 11 Poison 12 W 07 Paralysis 13 D 13 Devices 14 C 13 Spells 16 X 13 Breath 15 AC 16 - red enamel cuirass and morion HP 5/5 XP ============ EQUIPMENT 11/14 - buckler - rapier (finesse) - spear (reach) 6 javelins [2] - rations - 50' rope - torches - bottle of spirits 2 brace of throwing knives [2] cards, marked
Chadwick "Nomad" Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh STATS HP: 6 STR: 07 DEX: 15 WIL: 09 TOTALLY HYPNOTIZED PERSONAL TRAITS Mood: preternaturally relaxed Secret Regret: said a mean thing to a friend ten years ago (Bradshaw "Wanderer" FitzHeinrich) Trying to: have enough to drink YOU PACKED -baton (d6 damage) -periscope -hot peppers -a plastic “birthday princess” tiara
Akatsuki Daikatana, Shujin no Kuroi Kaen (Bobert White) ROLE: Chuuni GOOD: Endurance & Bravery BAD: Overconfident COSTUME: Akatsuki looks like a stereotypical Final Fantasy character: black overcoat, fingerless gloves, cloth bandages, way too many belts. To be clear, this is not his "Halloween costume" as he wears an outfit like this almost every day. Akatsuki is not wearing a costume because he claims that if he takes the bandages (a.k.a. burning seals) off when not in a magic circle (his bedroom) the demon inside of him will be freed and destroy the world. ACCESSORY: Headband TREAT BAG: Anime body pillow case stolen from older sister ITEM: Crimson Flail of Righteous Agony (Yo-yo marked with magic runes [the ninja sword his unclebought him at the mall got confiscated last week]) GOAL: Keep the demons at bay with candy rumor: Deshawn Butler saw a UFO crash INVENTORY: - Flail - Glowsticks - Pillowcase - MALL KATANA - Pesticide d6 CANDY: - Candy corn - Mints - Gumdrops - Jolly Ranchers - Sour Patch Kids - Tootsie Rolls - Swedish Fish - M&Ms - Heath Bar - Kit Kat - Twix - Reese's Cups - Cadbury Eggs - Warheads - Candy Necklace BUGS: - Beetles - Cockroaches - Plastic Bugs
GIRUGAMESH S 15 +1 Save 14 I 16 +1 Hear 2- W 09 Othr 2- C 12 D 09 X 05 -1 BG Alchemist Apprentice AC 12 HP 5/7 XP 1859 ----------------------------- GEARUGAMESH 34 d. 1 o. - 1 rats - 3 torch - waterskin - bonking stick x garrote - textile armor - crowbar - 50' rope - thieves tools - glass vials - metal tongs - dead eagle owl
The Reverend Unless-Crystal-Dragon-Jesus-Had-Died-By-Being-Drawn-Apart- By-Four-Giant-Horses-And-Pulled-To-The-Four-Utmost-Corners-Of-All-That- Which-Lieth-Under-Heaven-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Smith STR ?? DEX ?? WIS ??